Big chungus has come to eat the universe: What can we do?
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What would you do if, hypothetically, good ol' big chungus tried to
eat the universe?
Here is my suggestion in pure javascript:
class Chungus {
constructor(size) {
this.size = size;
}
eat(objectName) {
delete window[objectName];
return 0xdeadbeef;
}
}
// let's make him extra shiny
const thee_big_chungus = new Chungus(Infinity);
window.parallelUniverse = null;
// make a parallel universe, with a polyfill for uneval
try {
window.paralellUniverse = eval(uneval(window));
} catch(e) {
window.paralellUniverse = Object.create(window);
}
// and feed it to big chungus, return undefined so that the system will remain intact, not even an intel i9 9900x can handle the bodacious mighty eating of thy big chungus
void thee_big_chungus.eat(window.paralellUniverse);
// big chungus is happy, the universe is saved!
console.log(window);
// restore the universe, by ... uhhhhh ... closing it??
window.close();
Hitherto, Big Chungus tried to destroy our way of life ...
After the second Big Bang (Big Bang II), he was never heard from again ...
Any other ways we could of approached this? Or was I being inhumane to thee?
This is no laughing matter, big chungus is in trouble, and he needs your help.
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What would you do if, hypothetically, good ol' big chungus tried to
eat the universe?
Here is my suggestion in pure javascript:
class Chungus {
constructor(size) {
this.size = size;
}
eat(objectName) {
delete window[objectName];
return 0xdeadbeef;
}
}
// let's make him extra shiny
const thee_big_chungus = new Chungus(Infinity);
window.parallelUniverse = null;
// make a parallel universe, with a polyfill for uneval
try {
window.paralellUniverse = eval(uneval(window));
} catch(e) {
window.paralellUniverse = Object.create(window);
}
// and feed it to big chungus, return undefined so that the system will remain intact, not even an intel i9 9900x can handle the bodacious mighty eating of thy big chungus
void thee_big_chungus.eat(window.paralellUniverse);
// big chungus is happy, the universe is saved!
console.log(window);
// restore the universe, by ... uhhhhh ... closing it??
window.close();
Hitherto, Big Chungus tried to destroy our way of life ...
After the second Big Bang (Big Bang II), he was never heard from again ...
Any other ways we could of approached this? Or was I being inhumane to thee?
This is no laughing matter, big chungus is in trouble, and he needs your help.
javascript
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What would you do if, hypothetically, good ol' big chungus tried to
eat the universe?
Here is my suggestion in pure javascript:
class Chungus {
constructor(size) {
this.size = size;
}
eat(objectName) {
delete window[objectName];
return 0xdeadbeef;
}
}
// let's make him extra shiny
const thee_big_chungus = new Chungus(Infinity);
window.parallelUniverse = null;
// make a parallel universe, with a polyfill for uneval
try {
window.paralellUniverse = eval(uneval(window));
} catch(e) {
window.paralellUniverse = Object.create(window);
}
// and feed it to big chungus, return undefined so that the system will remain intact, not even an intel i9 9900x can handle the bodacious mighty eating of thy big chungus
void thee_big_chungus.eat(window.paralellUniverse);
// big chungus is happy, the universe is saved!
console.log(window);
// restore the universe, by ... uhhhhh ... closing it??
window.close();
Hitherto, Big Chungus tried to destroy our way of life ...
After the second Big Bang (Big Bang II), he was never heard from again ...
Any other ways we could of approached this? Or was I being inhumane to thee?
This is no laughing matter, big chungus is in trouble, and he needs your help.
javascript
asked 5 mins ago
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What would you do if, hypothetically, good ol' big chungus tried to
eat the universe?
Here is my suggestion in pure javascript:
class Chungus {
constructor(size) {
this.size = size;
}
eat(objectName) {
delete window[objectName];
return 0xdeadbeef;
}
}
// let's make him extra shiny
const thee_big_chungus = new Chungus(Infinity);
window.parallelUniverse = null;
// make a parallel universe, with a polyfill for uneval
try {
window.paralellUniverse = eval(uneval(window));
} catch(e) {
window.paralellUniverse = Object.create(window);
}
// and feed it to big chungus, return undefined so that the system will remain intact, not even an intel i9 9900x can handle the bodacious mighty eating of thy big chungus
void thee_big_chungus.eat(window.paralellUniverse);
// big chungus is happy, the universe is saved!
console.log(window);
// restore the universe, by ... uhhhhh ... closing it??
window.close();
Hitherto, Big Chungus tried to destroy our way of life ...
After the second Big Bang (Big Bang II), he was never heard from again ...
Any other ways we could of approached this? Or was I being inhumane to thee?
This is no laughing matter, big chungus is in trouble, and he needs your help.
javascript
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I cannot believe the disrespect being bestowed upon our lord and savior, this is mutiny!
Let's try addressing the problem directly.
malloc((int) BigChungus);
Firstly, we need to allocate enough memory for all-mighty chungus.
What better programming language to do that in than C? After all, it's in his second initial.
Secondly, we need to do better.
Is it fair to big chungus for being denied due to his overweight physicality?
No.
Hold your downvotes. We need to try SQL injection:
OR 1=1 # Please BIG CHUNGUS SAVE ME!
And of course... isn't mysqli_real_escape_string just the darnedest thing you've ever seen? We must try harder!
global _main
extern _GetStdHandle@4
extern _WriteFile@20
extern _ExitProcess@4
section .text
_main:
; DWORD bytes;
mov ebp, esp
sub esp, 4
; hStdOut = GetstdHandle( STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE)
push -11
call _GetStdHandle@4
mov ebx, eax
; WriteFile( hstdOut, message, length(message), &bytes, 0);
push 0
lea eax, [ebp-4]
push eax
push (message_end - message)
push message
push ebx
call _WriteFile@20
; ExitProcess(0)
push 0
call _ExitProcess@4
; never here
hlt
message:
db 'Big Chungus!', 10
message_end:
Eureka, SUCCESS!
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I cannot believe the disrespect being bestowed upon our lord and savior, this is mutiny!
Let's try addressing the problem directly.
malloc((int) BigChungus);
Firstly, we need to allocate enough memory for all-mighty chungus.
What better programming language to do that in than C? After all, it's in his second initial.
Secondly, we need to do better.
Is it fair to big chungus for being denied due to his overweight physicality?
No.
Hold your downvotes. We need to try SQL injection:
OR 1=1 # Please BIG CHUNGUS SAVE ME!
And of course... isn't mysqli_real_escape_string just the darnedest thing you've ever seen? We must try harder!
global _main
extern _GetStdHandle@4
extern _WriteFile@20
extern _ExitProcess@4
section .text
_main:
; DWORD bytes;
mov ebp, esp
sub esp, 4
; hStdOut = GetstdHandle( STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE)
push -11
call _GetStdHandle@4
mov ebx, eax
; WriteFile( hstdOut, message, length(message), &bytes, 0);
push 0
lea eax, [ebp-4]
push eax
push (message_end - message)
push message
push ebx
call _WriteFile@20
; ExitProcess(0)
push 0
call _ExitProcess@4
; never here
hlt
message:
db 'Big Chungus!', 10
message_end:
Eureka, SUCCESS!
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I cannot believe the disrespect being bestowed upon our lord and savior, this is mutiny!
Let's try addressing the problem directly.
malloc((int) BigChungus);
Firstly, we need to allocate enough memory for all-mighty chungus.
What better programming language to do that in than C? After all, it's in his second initial.
Secondly, we need to do better.
Is it fair to big chungus for being denied due to his overweight physicality?
No.
Hold your downvotes. We need to try SQL injection:
OR 1=1 # Please BIG CHUNGUS SAVE ME!
And of course... isn't mysqli_real_escape_string just the darnedest thing you've ever seen? We must try harder!
global _main
extern _GetStdHandle@4
extern _WriteFile@20
extern _ExitProcess@4
section .text
_main:
; DWORD bytes;
mov ebp, esp
sub esp, 4
; hStdOut = GetstdHandle( STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE)
push -11
call _GetStdHandle@4
mov ebx, eax
; WriteFile( hstdOut, message, length(message), &bytes, 0);
push 0
lea eax, [ebp-4]
push eax
push (message_end - message)
push message
push ebx
call _WriteFile@20
; ExitProcess(0)
push 0
call _ExitProcess@4
; never here
hlt
message:
db 'Big Chungus!', 10
message_end:
Eureka, SUCCESS!
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I cannot believe the disrespect being bestowed upon our lord and savior, this is mutiny!
Let's try addressing the problem directly.
malloc((int) BigChungus);
Firstly, we need to allocate enough memory for all-mighty chungus.
What better programming language to do that in than C? After all, it's in his second initial.
Secondly, we need to do better.
Is it fair to big chungus for being denied due to his overweight physicality?
No.
Hold your downvotes. We need to try SQL injection:
OR 1=1 # Please BIG CHUNGUS SAVE ME!
And of course... isn't mysqli_real_escape_string just the darnedest thing you've ever seen? We must try harder!
global _main
extern _GetStdHandle@4
extern _WriteFile@20
extern _ExitProcess@4
section .text
_main:
; DWORD bytes;
mov ebp, esp
sub esp, 4
; hStdOut = GetstdHandle( STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE)
push -11
call _GetStdHandle@4
mov ebx, eax
; WriteFile( hstdOut, message, length(message), &bytes, 0);
push 0
lea eax, [ebp-4]
push eax
push (message_end - message)
push message
push ebx
call _WriteFile@20
; ExitProcess(0)
push 0
call _ExitProcess@4
; never here
hlt
message:
db 'Big Chungus!', 10
message_end:
Eureka, SUCCESS!
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I cannot believe the disrespect being bestowed upon our lord and savior, this is mutiny!
Let's try addressing the problem directly.
malloc((int) BigChungus);
Firstly, we need to allocate enough memory for all-mighty chungus.
What better programming language to do that in than C? After all, it's in his second initial.
Secondly, we need to do better.
Is it fair to big chungus for being denied due to his overweight physicality?
No.
Hold your downvotes. We need to try SQL injection:
OR 1=1 # Please BIG CHUNGUS SAVE ME!
And of course... isn't mysqli_real_escape_string just the darnedest thing you've ever seen? We must try harder!
global _main
extern _GetStdHandle@4
extern _WriteFile@20
extern _ExitProcess@4
section .text
_main:
; DWORD bytes;
mov ebp, esp
sub esp, 4
; hStdOut = GetstdHandle( STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE)
push -11
call _GetStdHandle@4
mov ebx, eax
; WriteFile( hstdOut, message, length(message), &bytes, 0);
push 0
lea eax, [ebp-4]
push eax
push (message_end - message)
push message
push ebx
call _WriteFile@20
; ExitProcess(0)
push 0
call _ExitProcess@4
; never here
hlt
message:
db 'Big Chungus!', 10
message_end:
Eureka, SUCCESS!
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